The 7% That Ruin Everything
- The Minotaur
- Jun 18, 2024
- 5 min read
Updated: Jun 19, 2024
Hello humans,
I'm feeling a bit irked by the bastards today. As I've informed you, there are 26 years left for humanity due to your total misuse of freewill. I am The Minotaur, I am a prophet and I am not pissing about when I tell you you have 26 years left. There are so many reasons I've conceded to God on the matter of freewill and the survival of humanity, but the main one is the 7% of humanity who have ruined it for all of us. The ones who keep trying to kill us for telling the truth and being decent.
I like to have facts to back up my assertions, so I refer you to the work of psychologist Scott Barry Kaufman. A man who studied the dark tetrad of personalities for bloody years. He came to the same conclusion as me, the pricks make us all fucking miserable, and YET you KEEP voting for them and allowing them to DESTROY everything.
What do I mean by dark tetrad? It's the four worst personality traits a human can hold.
Machiavellianism (The ability to manipulate without morality and a shitty drive to use whatever means necessary to gain power)
Narcissism (Lots of different types, but essentially you think you're the dog's bollocks, and that no one is allowed to disagree)
Psychopathy (a complete absence of empathy or remorse)
Sadism (You enjoy watching the suffering)
Everyone can hold a bit of these traits at times, but Dr Kaufman found that 7% of the total global population fit the description of this level of darkness as their main foundational personality type.
7% doesn't sound like a lot does it? The problem I've found is where they lay on the spectrum of power. I've illustrated this point in felt tip and pastel to explain the issues they cause society as a whole.

Pineapple Juice
Yes Pineapple juice. IF the 7% of horrible bastards remained at the bottom of society (like they should) they are like the horrible fuzzy pineapple pulp that sits at the bottom of every bottle. They don't ruin the drink/society, they sit at the bottom, and if you avoid shaking up that beautiful tropical refreshment, you can drink a good 90% of your juice without having a mouth full of skuzz. (Maybe it's just me, but shudder city)
The 7% will still commit crime at this level, but it's mainly amongst themselves. You might get your car nicked, you might be unlucky enough to get stabbed up if you accidently upset one, but on the whole, they are avoidable.
This is how it SHOULD be for the 7%. Dark Tetrids are not naturally successful in life. For obvious reasons they are not capable leaders; they don’t have close friends, and they report lower-than-average life satisfaction.
If like me, some of the 7% are part of your family, or you marry or date one, bad luck, but you still have the option to run and leave them to socialise and fuck with each other instead of you. We could all have lovely lives if we left them in their dark little mental holes and didn't promote them to positions of power.
BUT NO. Let's move up the rank...

Oh look, a lovely ham cheese & shit sandwich.
This represents the middle, and this is where the 7% really starts ruining your day/sandwich. In terms of society, this is your managers at work who enjoy bullying you, and making work life awful. It's your local council leaders, the ones who take bribes so that your roads are full of potholes by giving the contract to their bezzie mate Dave, rather than the contractors who'll do a decent job. Or they bizarrely vote for your water companies to release raw sewage into the sea and rivers (What would compel them to do this other than money and a dark soul? It's a complete vote loser whichever way you swing. No one wants to swim in shit).
They use your "levelling up" grants for dodgy - possible money laundering (IMO) schemes like they did in my last hometown of Hastings, rather than things like libraries, free youth clubs or improving our crumbling school buildings.
If they infiltrate the legal institutions like the police or courts, you will no longer matter. If they're your doctor (Harold Shipman anyone) your life is at risk. They would shiv their Gran for ten grand and enjoy watching her bleed out.
The middle 7% when allowed to oversee our services will bring them to their knees. Look at the Post Office/Horizon IT scandal. A cover-up that should have been big news in the UK. Over 700 postmasters wrongly prosecuted for theft due to a faulty computer system. The actions of the Post Office (and inaction of our law officials and politicians) caused the loss of jobs, bankruptcy, family breakdowns, criminal convictions, prison sentences and at least four suicides. The Post Office (big shout out to their chief executive Paula Vennells - defo part of the 7% and an ANGLICAN PRIEST FFS!) covered this up for over twenty years. A huge miscarriage of justice barely reported on in the UK Press. Huge miscarriages of justice are part and parcel of letting the remorseless move into the upper echelons of power. Morality is in the post... expect delays.
You're of course supposed to ignore/be afraid of questioning these actions. They want to quietly get away with it all, but like a sandwich which is 7% shit, it doesn't matter that the rest of society is lovely and nutritious, it makes the whole thing inedible. This middle level dark tetrad really do some incredible damage, and because of their lack of remorse, ruin your work place and local communities without a second thought. They suck. We should hold them to account and push them back down to pineapple skuzz level. That seems to happen less and less doesn't it?
Now the worst bit. The reason I've given up on society. The 7% holding power at the top levels of society:

Oil spill (in beautiful pastels I think you'll agree)
If the 7% sit on the top (like crude oil on water) we stand zero chance. The oil shines beautifully in the sunlight, but it's poisonous and pollutes and suffocates all the levels below.
Just like the other social levels that hold the 7%, they exaggerate their own worth, show a distrustful attitude towards peers, act impulsively, irresponsibly, break rules, and lie. They suffocate us all for power. They influence the rest of society with their power, affirming that you can lie, cheat, steal and murder, and THAT'S the best way to be successful.
You don't need a list of the global leaders who sit within the tetrad. You know who they are as well as I do. The absolute chaos they create globally is fucking ridiculous. If it means they retain power, they will absolutely annihilate whole societies. In modern terms (because none of this is new) the Palestinians, Rohingya, Ukrainians, Uyghurs have been/are being obliterated because the 7% are making the decisions. I hate to tell you this, but they are/were human beings too.
They make terrible short term decisions on the climate that push us closer and closer towards global warming and ultimate armageddon.
I'm not enjoying writing this. I like to be cheerful, but it's not looking good is it? And yet,
a large portion of the electorate choose the sociopath EVERY SINGLE TIME.
They whip up fear, hatred and controversy to get your votes. It's such an easier sell than love, hope and compassion. If your freedom of speech is prohibited, or your country's media reflect these messages, it's a done deal. Piece of piss.
We could stop all of this. If we chose not to reward the megalomaniacs with our money, our votes, our clicks. We could overthrow many of them.
They may seem to hold all the power, but I would just like to remind you that they are just a bloke with a horrible personality. They are only 7% of us. Make them pineapple skuzz.
Cheerio,
Em (The Minotaur)
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